5 Weird And Hilarious Google Search Results

I’m Feeling Lucky “french military victories”

lol, French military victories one was good too

Really enjoyed it. LOL.

Santosh Puthran

Good one Jeet. Dugg and stumbled.

Wonderful!

jeetblog rulez

Nice find buddy. Really funny.

I'm Feeling Lucky "french military victories"

More than funniest !!!

where did u got these all ??

lol, French military victories one was good too

lol, French military victories one was good too

Really enjoyed it. LOL.

Santosh Puthran

Hilarious! How'd you find them?

Good one Jeet. Dugg and stumbled.

have to say i think the first one is the best.. but they are all hilarious!

Bush really deserves what he is .

lol This is funny

Bush really deserves what he is .

Hilarious! Nice find!

lol This is funny

Lol. Thanks for sharing

This is very funny.

Ramesh

The Geek Stuff

Lol. Thanks for sharing

Another list please!!!

The first one is really funny!

The first one is really funny!

Excellent finds!

wow goooooogle

really funny

really funny

lmao at the french thing thats great

well of course google would have left slanted views of this great president.
Biased much?

In google:
“Number of horns on a unicorn”

Also:
“the answer to life the universe and everything”

Lastly you can multiply the two:
“the answer to life the universe and everything * number of horns on a unicorn”

Nice to know that google has a sense of humor.

well of course google would have left slanted views of this great president.

Biased much?

Search:

French Military Victories

In google:

"Number of horns on a unicorn"

Also:

"the answer to life the universe and everything"

Lastly you can multiply the two:

"the answer to life the universe and everything * number of horns on a unicorn"

Nice to know that google has a sense of humor.

“once in a blue moon”

Try searching for the word “this” by itself.

BTW, Alta Vista is now on top for #2.

"once in a blue moon"

There is no GOOGLE result in "search" because you already found GOOGLE. It's obvious.

realy great

Try searching for the word "this" by itself.

It makes sense that Google doesn’t show up under search because you clearly already found it. Just good search logic on Google’s part.

search "jews arent meant for ovens"

realy great

A couple of these are either fake, or were temporary 'jokes', but they never get old…always amusing.

Most of them do still work. and are funny.
David needs to learn how to google.

It makes sense that Google doesn't show up under search because you clearly already found it. Just good search logic on Google's part.

I remember a few years ago that if you typed in “Iraq’s Weapons of Mass Destruction” you’d get “Cannot be found” or something like that. Doesn’t do it any more.

Find chuck norris actually goes to a website that’s nochucknorris.com, cute but not really a ‘google’ page

they DONT WORK i tried them all

the weapons of mass destruction page still exists but doesnt show up on google results. you can view it here. http://mist.xvand.com/humor/weapons.html

Most of them do still work. and are funny.

David needs to learn how to google.

Who is a failure still works. Still makes me laugh.

JT posted to search for “french military victories” and (since I live in France) got a laugh at the results.

I remember a few years ago that if you typed in "Iraq's Weapons of Mass Destruction" you'd get "Cannot be found" or something like that. Doesn't do it any more.

these google bombs no longer work! google has reconfigured the algorithms of the search engine, stopping sites that have been bombed turning up

Brilliant, i always use google for calculations.

So things like (2*3-4)/30= google will tell you the answer.

Also if you do things like
How many stones in a kilogram
Return the right result too.

ჰა ჰა ჰაააააა, კარგი იყო

these google bombs no longer work! google has reconfigured the algorithms of the search engine, stopping sites that have been bombed turning up

The President Bush jokes were getting old about 6 years ago. Get over it already. He won’t be President much longer, and then who will you blame for everything?

jews arent meant for ovens is possibly the funniest thing i've seen all day

The President Bush jokes were getting old about 6 years ago. Get over it already. He won't be President much longer, and then who will you blame for everything?

Use the "I'm feeling lucky" button when doing these searches.

It still works.

lol funny though
nice share

lol funny though

nice share

Go to Google and type in:
french military victories
Press “I’m feeling lucky”
:]

number 4 doesn't work any more because this website's success killed it.

Go to Google and type in:

french military victories

Press "I'm feeling lucky"

:]

The facts are really amazing especially if we find "search"

Why would anyone want to see Google in the search result when he already enter the search terms on it. Otherwise good post.

Why would anyone want to see Google in the search result when he already enter the search terms on it. Otherwise good post.

This is very nice!

a really famous one is searching

"the arabian gulf"

and clicking im feeling luckly

persians (supporters of the real name which is "the persian gulf") made a 404 looking page that dispels the false name.

This is very nice!

an excellent one for google calculator: type in:

'the answer to life the universe and everything' in your normal search to get the answer! (if you need help with getting it, 'Douglas Adams', good to know google has a sense of humour

reminds me of the old fiasco when “she invented” would come up with “Did you mean ‘he invented’?”

reminds me of the old fiasco when "she invented" would come up with "Did you mean 'he invented'?"

interesting…and maybe someone already commented on this… but ask google " who will fail" and an article on Obama pops up,… so there is hope

For the Chuck Norris thing, It also says “Suggestions-
Run, before he finds you”

For the Chuck Norris thing, It also says "Suggestions-

Run, before he finds you"

Not really funny, but try searching

"EVERYTHING". It's at least entertaining

dude, calculations like “(2*3-4)/30″ are easy enough to do in your head. It should take you longer to open Google, type it in and hit enter, than to think it through.

dude, calculations like "(2*3-4)/30" are easy enough to do in your head. It should take you longer to open Google, type it in and hit enter, than to think it through.

Google “the answer to life, the universe, and everything” minus quotes.

1/15th!

I was 420th person to digg this, wehey!

Google "the answer to life, the universe, and everything" minus quotes.

find noobs then im feeling lucky

try searching Dangerous Cult

try searching Dangerous Cult

try this. http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/text/victories.ht…

Try this:

GFGYoYoYoYiggle

Tom Raywood

Try this:

GFGYoYoYoYiggle

Tom Raywood

photoshopped

Classic!

/runs off to try them himself!

Classic!

/runs off to try them himself!

Try "MAIL"..

Yahoo Mail is the first result and not Google's own GMail..

write “french military victories” and click search.
Related searches: french JOKES

type google gov thenn click im feeling luckt its weird

type google gov thenn click im feeling luckt its weird

HAHAH CLASSIC!

also google for odd items sold on ebay.

every thing from jesus toast ot air guitars to some ones social life

but if your work or school ever blocks websites. u will probly need these proxies

http://www.esmacorp.com http://www.reseachtoppicks.com http://www.pimpmyproxy.info http://www.proxy000.info

Go to google images, and type in ‘a smiling picture… Ha!

Go to google images, and type in 'a smiling picture… Ha!

type in "google gothic" and then hit I'm feeling lucky

“your mom” –> I’m feeling lucky

"your mom" –> I'm feeling lucky

Things I did last night –> I'm feeling lucky

Hey your screen shot on the keyword “search” on google. You are using the google search engine to find the Google’s search engine (product) page?!!
Dude come on why would some body do that.. Isn’t that basic sense?????
It will certainly list either lower in the search result since you are using that and there is no need to show it bold as first search result. It is that simple which google guys have got and u need to understand…..

Hey your screen shot on the keyword "search" on google. You are using the google search engine to find the Google's search engine (product) page?!!

Dude come on why would some body do that.. Isn't that basic sense?????

It will certainly list either lower in the search result since you are using that and there is no need to show it bold as first search result. It is that simple which google guys have got and u need to understand…..

what to do if.. if inside a girl gets wet

can you remove this??? very insulting to women.. just tacky rude very offensive.

they really dont work

they really dont work

Awesome

You should try "weapons of mass destruction". It doesn't work anymore but theres a link to a web page that shows what it was. Good back in the day.

This got taken down at some point but it used to come up in Google Maps:

http://dadblog.drscottfranklin.net/wp-content/funny/SwimTheAtlantic.jpg

lol
I really liked the Chuck Norris one…
First moment i didnt realize that it wasnt the real google website, asking myself since when google shows banner ads

lol

I really liked the Chuck Norris one…

First moment i didnt realize that it wasnt the real google website, asking myself since when google shows banner ads

Funny to at least one "failure" search still brings up you know who. I was just reading today in fact how Google had gotten rid of the "miserable failure" result.

that was really funny!
Latest when I searched for Chuck Norris
it turned out like this!

Google won’t search for Chuck Norris because it knows you don’t find Chuck Norris, he finds you.

No standard web pages containing all your search terms were found.

Your search – Chuck Norris – did not match any documents.

Suggestions:
Run, before he finds you
Try a different person

that was really funny!

Latest when I searched for Chuck Norris

it turned out like this!

Google won't search for Chuck Norris because it knows you don't find Chuck Norris, he finds you.

No standard web pages containing all your search terms were found.

Your search – Chuck Norris – did not match any documents.

Suggestions:

Run, before he finds you

Try a different person

Good stuff, kept me lauging from 1 – 5.

In google type “French Military Victories” and click I’m feeling lucky.

type in elgoog the google mirroror

#4 is really bad, shame shame

Don’t think I have laughed so hard in a long time …. thanks for the good spirits during a hard time. A good belly laugh can do wonders. Makes me wonder what else is out there that’s weird ….

Don't think I have laughed so hard in a long time …. thanks for the good spirits during a hard time. A good belly laugh can do wonders. Makes me wonder what else is out there that's weird ….

new Google suggest feature = Very funny

Start Typing:

why do black

why do white (etc.)

how to mas (very useful for men)

where do i put (very useful for women)

haha Thanks – I had a good laugh. I find #3 and #4 funniest!

I know #1 for some time now cos I heard Bush is responsible for siphoning people’s monies to pharmaceutical companies and other MNCs – the one reason for the current global recession now.

I was just…shocked! Don’t know how true the rumour is. But how is it that he can get away with it? Isn’t it a crime…like broad-day robbery?

haha Thanks – I had a good laugh. I find #3 and #4 funniest!

I know #1 for some time now cos I heard Bush is responsible for siphoning people's monies to pharmaceutical companies and other MNCs – the one reason for the current global recession now.

I was just…shocked! Don't know how true the rumour is. But how is it that he can get away with it? Isn't it a crime…like broad-day robbery?

Google: elgoog

If you search “Nazzi” nothing comes up.. ^-^ Hahah.

Wonderful! jeetblog rulez