5 Weird And Hilarious Google Search Results

by Abhijeet on July 3, 2008

in Google

Google is our favorite search engine and it continues to help us everyday in searching through the internet. And if you ask Google for some fun, it won’t disappoint you either. Here are 5 weird and hilarious Google search results which I am sure you’re gonna enjoy !!

Note: The searches were performed on the google.com domain and not on regional Google domains like google.co.in

1. Who is a failure ?

Just type in ” who is a failure ? ” in the Google search box and hit enter. And the first result is…well..see it for yourself. :)

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2. Search

If you type the word ‘ search ‘ in the Google search box and hit enter, the weird thing is that Google itself shows up probably in page 2 or 3. And the first result is Microsoft’s Live Search !! I know that the algorithm has to do something with it, but still Google should be the first result because that’s what people associate the word ‘ search ‘ with.

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3. Achieving

This one is really hilarious and probably the most desired one too. Type the word ‘ achieving ‘ in Google search box and see the first result. LOL !

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4. What to do if….

Ask Google what to do if inside of the grill goes wet. Well, I think Google is pretty good at assuming things too…spot on ! :)

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5. Find Chuck Norris

So you wanna find Chuck, huh ? Type it in Google and click on I’m feeling lucky, and then see what it has to say :) ( It’s actually a site created probably by a Chuck fan. Neat idea ! )

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More ?

Do you know about more search funny search results ? I’d love to know too. Leave them in the comments and share the fun !

  • Kzouo
    Wonderful! :D

    jeetblog rulez
  • Nice find buddy. Really funny.
  • JT
    I'm Feeling Lucky "french military victories"
  • More than funniest !!!

    where did u got these all ??
  • lol, French military victories one was good too :D
  • That is some awesome list. I love these and I know they're out there, but I'm always too lazy to try them out.
  • Really enjoyed it. LOL.

    Santosh Puthran
  • Albert
    Hilarious! How'd you find them?
  • kaly
    Good one Jeet. Dugg and stumbled.
  • have to say i think the first one is the best.. but they are all hilarious!
  • Bush really deserves what he is .
  • Hilarious! Nice find!
  • lol This is funny
  • This is very funny.

    Ramesh
    The Geek Stuff
  • Lol. Thanks for sharing :)
  • Kzouo
    Another list please!!! :D
  • The first one is really funny! :D
  • Excellent finds!
  • wow goooooogle
  • really funny
  • mike
    lmao at the french thing thats great
  • Yas
    well of course google would have left slanted views of this great president.
    Biased much?
  • bbb
    Search:

    French Military Victories
  • In google:
    "Number of horns on a unicorn"

    Also:
    "the answer to life the universe and everything"

    Lastly you can multiply the two:
    "the answer to life the universe and everything * number of horns on a unicorn"

    Nice to know that google has a sense of humor.
  • Deus
    BTW, Alta Vista is now on top for #2.
  • flogen
    "once in a blue moon"
  • Henryk
    There is no GOOGLE result in "search" because you already found GOOGLE. It's obvious. :D
  • mikek
    Try searching for the word "this" by itself.
  • Giantmongoos
    search "jews arent meant for ovens"
  • realy great :-)
  • Bill Vincent
    A couple of these are either fake, or were temporary 'jokes', but they never get old...always amusing.
  • Jim
    It makes sense that Google doesn't show up under search because you clearly already found it. Just good search logic on Google's part. :-)
  • david
    they DONT WORK i tried them all
  • 007Ace
    Most of them do still work. and are funny.
    David needs to learn how to google.
  • Who is a failure still works. Still makes me laugh.

    JT posted to search for “french military victories” and (since I live in France) got a laugh at the results.
  • jayjay75
    I remember a few years ago that if you typed in "Iraq's Weapons of Mass Destruction" you'd get "Cannot be found" or something like that. Doesn't do it any more.
  • Find chuck norris actually goes to a website that's nochucknorris.com, cute but not really a 'google' page :)
  • the weapons of mass destruction page still exists but doesnt show up on google results. you can view it here. http://mist.xvand.com/humor/weapons.html
  • არჩეჩიკო
    ჰა ჰა ჰაააააა, კარგი იყო :)
  • nooo!
    these google bombs no longer work! google has reconfigured the algorithms of the search engine, stopping sites that have been bombed turning up
  • Brilliant, i always use google for calculations.

    So things like (2*3-4)/30= google will tell you the answer.

    Also if you do things like
    How many stones in a kilogram
    Return the right result too.
  • LOL
    jews arent meant for ovens is possibly the funniest thing i've seen all day
  • Susan
    The President Bush jokes were getting old about 6 years ago. Get over it already. He won't be President much longer, and then who will you blame for everything?
  • Use the "I'm feeling lucky" button when doing these searches.

    It still works.
  • lol funny though :D
    nice share
  • bu
    number 4 doesn't work any more because this website's success killed it.
  • Molly M
    Go to Google and type in:
    french military victories
    Press "I'm feeling lucky"
    :]
  • The facts are really amazing especially if we find "search"
  • Why would anyone want to see Google in the search result when he already enter the search terms on it. Otherwise good post.
  • a really famous one is searching

    "the arabian gulf"

    and clicking im feeling luckly

    persians (supporters of the real name which is "the persian gulf") made a 404 looking page that dispels the false name.
  • This is very nice!
  • cameron
    an excellent one for google calculator: type in:
    'the answer to life the universe and everything' in your normal search to get the answer! (if you need help with getting it, 'Douglas Adams', good to know google has a sense of humour
  • Julian
    reminds me of the old fiasco when "she invented" would come up with "Did you mean 'he invented'?"
  • David Beach
    interesting...and maybe someone already commented on this... but ask google " who will fail" and an article on Obama pops up,... so there is hope
  • Sarah
    For the Chuck Norris thing, It also says "Suggestions-
    Run, before he finds you"
  • Tony
    Not really funny, but try searching
    "EVERYTHING". It's at least entertaining
  • dude, calculations like "(2*3-4)/30" are easy enough to do in your head. It should take you longer to open Google, type it in and hit enter, than to think it through.
  • Mr Insufficient
    1/15th!

    I was 420th person to digg this, wehey!
  • anon
    Google "the answer to life, the universe, and everything" minus quotes.
  • dude
    find noobs then im feeling lucky
  • L. Ron Hubbard
    try searching Dangerous Cult
  • Tom Raywood
    Try this:

    GFGYoYoYoYiggle

    Tom Raywood
  • twisted
    photoshopped
  • Classic!

    /runs off to try them himself!
  • aces27
    Try "MAIL"..
    Yahoo Mail is the first result and not Google's own GMail..
  • Ofir
    write "french military victories" and click search.
    Related searches: french JOKES
  • dave
    type google gov thenn click im feeling luckt its weird
  • HAHAH CLASSIC!
    also google for odd items sold on ebay.
    every thing from jesus toast ot air guitars to some ones social life :P

    but if your work or school ever blocks websites. u will probly need these proxies

    www.esmacorp.com
    www.reseachtoppicks.com
    www.pimpmyproxy.info
    www.proxy000.info
  • Brooke
    Go to google images, and type in 'a smiling picture... Ha!
  • ruben
    type in "google gothic" and then hit I'm feeling lucky
  • "your mom" --> I'm feeling lucky
  • Ha Ha
    Things I did last night --> I'm feeling lucky
  • Siva Senthil
    Hey your screen shot on the keyword "search" on google. You are using the google search engine to find the Google's search engine (product) page?!!
    Dude come on why would some body do that.. Isn't that basic sense?????
    It will certainly list either lower in the search result since you are using that and there is no need to show it bold as first search result. It is that simple which google guys have got and u need to understand.....
  • kay
    what to do if.. if inside a girl gets wet
    can you remove this??? very insulting to women.. just tacky rude very offensive.
  • anna
    they really dont work
  • Awesome
  • Aimee
    You should try "weapons of mass destruction". It doesn't work anymore but theres a link to a web page that shows what it was. Good back in the day.
  • Stacey
    This got taken down at some point but it used to come up in Google Maps:

    http://dadblog.drscottfranklin.net/wp-content/f...
  • lol
    I really liked the Chuck Norris one...
    First moment i didnt realize that it wasnt the real google website, asking myself since when google shows banner ads :-)
  • Funny to at least one "failure" search still brings up you know who. I was just reading today in fact how Google had gotten rid of the "miserable failure" result.
  • Nikhilc
    that was really funny!
    Latest when I searched for Chuck Norris
    it turned out like this!

    Google won't search for Chuck Norris because it knows you don't find Chuck Norris, he finds you.



    No standard web pages containing all your search terms were found.

    Your search - Chuck Norris - did not match any documents.

    Suggestions:
    Run, before he finds you
    Try a different person
  • Good stuff, kept me lauging from 1 - 5. :-)
  • Mobdoc
    In google type "French Military Victories" and click I'm feeling lucky.
  • Gloobin
    type in elgoog the google mirroror
  • #4 is really bad, shame shame :-)
  • Don't think I have laughed so hard in a long time .... thanks for the good spirits during a hard time. A good belly laugh can do wonders. Makes me wonder what else is out there that's weird ....
  • new Google suggest feature = Very funny

    Start Typing:

    why do black
    why do white (etc.)
    how to mas (very useful for men)
    where do i put (very useful for women)
  • haha Thanks - I had a good laugh. I find #3 and #4 funniest!

    I know #1 for some time now cos I heard Bush is responsible for siphoning people's monies to pharmaceutical companies and other MNCs - the one reason for the current global recession now.

    I was just...shocked! Don't know how true the rumour is. But how is it that he can get away with it? Isn't it a crime...like broad-day robbery?
  • ~Queenie~
    Google: elgoog
  • Niemira
    If you search "Nazzi" nothing comes up.. ^-^ Hahah.
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