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5 Weird And Hilarious Google Search Results

3

Jul

Google is our favorite search engine and it continues to help us everyday in searching through the internet. And if you ask Google for some fun, it won’t disappoint you either. Here are 5 weird and hilarious Google search results which I am sure you’re gonna enjoy !!

Note: The searches were performed on the google.com domain and not on regional Google domains like google.co.in

1. Who is a failure ?

Just type in ” who is a failure ? ” in the Google search box and hit enter. And the first result is…well..see it for yourself. :)

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2. Search

If you type the word ‘ search ‘ in the Google search box and hit enter, the weird thing is that Google itself shows up probably in page 2 or 3. And the first result is Microsoft’s Live Search !! I know that the algorithm has to do something with it, but still Google should be the first result because that’s what people associate the word ‘ search ‘ with.

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3. Achieving

This one is really hilarious and probably the most desired one too. Type the word ‘ achieving ‘ in Google search box and see the first result. LOL !

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4. What to do if….

Ask Google what to do if inside of the grill goes wet. Well, I think Google is pretty good at assuming things too…spot on ! :)

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5. Find Chuck Norris

So you wanna find Chuck, huh ? Type it in Google and click on I’m feeling lucky, and then see what it has to say :) ( It’s actually a site created probably by a Chuck fan. Neat idea ! )

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More ?

Do you know about more search funny search results ? I’d love to know too. Leave them in the comments and share the fun !

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  • Kzouo
    // July 3rd, 2008
    1

    Wonderful! :D

    jeetblog rulez

  • Madhur Kapoor
    // July 3rd, 2008
    2

    Nice find buddy. Really funny.

  • JT
    // July 3rd, 2008
    3

    I’m Feeling Lucky “french military victories”

  • ArpitNext
    // July 3rd, 2008
    4

    More than funniest !!!

    where did u got these all ??

  • Ashwin CS
    // July 4th, 2008
    5

    lol, French military victories one was good too :D

  • Jimmy Rogers
    // July 4th, 2008
    6

    That is some awesome list. I love these and I know they’re out there, but I’m always too lazy to try them out.

  • Santosh Puthran
    // July 4th, 2008
    7

    Really enjoyed it. LOL.

    Santosh Puthran

  • Albert
    // July 4th, 2008
    8

    Hilarious! How’d you find them?

  • kaly
    // July 4th, 2008
    9

    Good one Jeet. Dugg and stumbled.

  • jamie
    // July 4th, 2008
    10

    have to say i think the first one is the best.. but they are all hilarious!

  • Prabhat Tandon
    // July 4th, 2008
    11

    Bush really deserves what he is .

  • Steve Yu
    // July 4th, 2008
    12

    Hilarious! Nice find!

  • Sandip
    // July 4th, 2008
    13

    lol This is funny

  • Ramesh | The Geek Stuff
    // July 4th, 2008
    14

    This is very funny.

    Ramesh
    The Geek Stuff

  • Chester
    // July 4th, 2008
    15

    Lol. Thanks for sharing :)

  • Kzouo
    // July 4th, 2008
    16

    Another list please!!! :D

  • Syahid A.
    // July 4th, 2008
    17

    The first one is really funny! :D

  • DoesWhat
    // July 4th, 2008
    18

    Excellent finds!

  • speqlen
    // July 5th, 2008
    19

    wow goooooogle

  • Ajay
    // July 5th, 2008
    20

    really funny

  • mike
    // July 5th, 2008
    21

    lmao at the french thing thats great

  • Yas
    // July 6th, 2008
    22

    well of course google would have left slanted views of this great president.
    Biased much?

  • bbb
    // July 6th, 2008
    23

    Search:

    French Military Victories

  • K Owusu
    // July 6th, 2008
    24

    In google:
    “Number of horns on a unicorn”

    Also:
    “the answer to life the universe and everything”

    Lastly you can multiply the two:
    “the answer to life the universe and everything * number of horns on a unicorn”

    Nice to know that google has a sense of humor.

  • Deus
    // July 6th, 2008
    25

    BTW, Alta Vista is now on top for #2.

  • flogen
    // July 6th, 2008
    26

    “once in a blue moon”

  • Henryk
    // July 6th, 2008
    27

    There is no GOOGLE result in “search” because you already found GOOGLE. It’s obvious. :D

  • mikek
    // July 6th, 2008
    28

    Try searching for the word “this” by itself.

  • Giantmongoos
    // July 7th, 2008
    29

    search “jews arent meant for ovens”

  • Andreas
    // July 7th, 2008
    30

    realy great :-)

  • Bill Vincent
    // July 7th, 2008
    31

    A couple of these are either fake, or were temporary ‘jokes’, but they never get old…always amusing.

  • Jim
    // July 7th, 2008
    32

    It makes sense that Google doesn’t show up under search because you clearly already found it. Just good search logic on Google’s part. :-)

  • david
    // July 7th, 2008
    33

    they DONT WORK i tried them all

  • 007Ace
    // July 7th, 2008
    34

    Most of them do still work. and are funny.
    David needs to learn how to google.

  • Richard McLaughlin
    // July 7th, 2008
    35

    Who is a failure still works. Still makes me laugh.

    JT posted to search for “french military victories” and (since I live in France) got a laugh at the results.

  • jayjay75
    // July 7th, 2008
    36

    I remember a few years ago that if you typed in “Iraq’s Weapons of Mass Destruction” you’d get “Cannot be found” or something like that. Doesn’t do it any more.

  • rabidfrog
    // July 7th, 2008
    37

    Find chuck norris actually goes to a website that’s nochucknorris.com, cute but not really a ‘google’ page :)

  • subhorup
    // July 7th, 2008
    38

    the weapons of mass destruction page still exists but doesnt show up on google results. you can view it here. http://mist.xvand.com/humor/weapons.html

  • არჩეჩიკო
    // July 7th, 2008
    39

    ჰა ჰა ჰაააააა, კარგი იყო :)

  • nooo!
    // July 7th, 2008
    40

    these google bombs no longer work! google has reconfigured the algorithms of the search engine, stopping sites that have been bombed turning up

  • World of Warcraft Blog
    // July 7th, 2008
    41

    Brilliant, i always use google for calculations.

    So things like (2*3-4)/30= google will tell you the answer.

    Also if you do things like
    How many stones in a kilogram
    Return the right result too.

  • LOL
    // July 8th, 2008
    42

    jews arent meant for ovens is possibly the funniest thing i’ve seen all day

  • Susan
    // July 8th, 2008
    43

    The President Bush jokes were getting old about 6 years ago. Get over it already. He won’t be President much longer, and then who will you blame for everything?

  • Wade
    // July 8th, 2008
    44

    Use the “I’m feeling lucky” button when doing these searches.

    It still works.

  • moin
    // July 8th, 2008
    45

    lol funny though :D
    nice share

  • bu
    // July 9th, 2008
    46

    number 4 doesn’t work any more because this website’s success killed it.

  • Molly M
    // July 9th, 2008
    47

    Go to Google and type in:
    french military victories
    Press “I’m feeling lucky”
    :]

  • kammam
    // July 9th, 2008
    48

    The facts are really amazing especially if we find “search”

  • GameLet
    // July 9th, 2008
    49

    Why would anyone want to see Google in the search result when he already enter the search terms on it. Otherwise good post.

  • ehsaan
    // July 9th, 2008
    50

    a really famous one is searching

    “the arabian gulf”

    and clicking im feeling luckly

    persians (supporters of the real name which is “the persian gulf”) made a 404 looking page that dispels the false name.

  • Karuvai
    // July 9th, 2008
    51

    This is very nice!

  • cameron
    // July 10th, 2008
    52

    an excellent one for google calculator: type in:
    ‘the answer to life the universe and everything’ in your normal search to get the answer! (if you need help with getting it, ‘Douglas Adams’, good to know google has a sense of humour

  • Julian
    // July 12th, 2008
    53

    reminds me of the old fiasco when “she invented” would come up with “Did you mean ‘he invented’?”

  • David Beach
    // July 12th, 2008
    54

    interesting…and maybe someone already commented on this… but ask google ” who will fail” and an article on Obama pops up,… so there is hope

  • Sarah
    // July 12th, 2008
    55

    For the Chuck Norris thing, It also says “Suggestions-
    Run, before he finds you”

  • Tony
    // July 14th, 2008
    56

    Not really funny, but try searching
    “EVERYTHING”. It’s at least entertaining

  • Richard McLaughlin
    // July 14th, 2008
    57

    dude, calculations like “(2*3-4)/30″ are easy enough to do in your head. It should take you longer to open Google, type it in and hit enter, than to think it through.

  • Mr Insufficient
    // July 14th, 2008
    58

    1/15th!

    I was 420th person to digg this, wehey!

  • anon
    // July 14th, 2008
    59

    Google “the answer to life, the universe, and everything” minus quotes.

  • dude
    // July 17th, 2008
    60

    find noobs then im feeling lucky

  • L. Ron Hubbard
    // July 28th, 2008
    61

    try searching Dangerous Cult

  • oliver
    // July 28th, 2008
    62

    try this. http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/text/victories.html

  • Tom Raywood
    // July 31st, 2008
    63

    Try this:

    GFGYoYoYoYiggle

    Tom Raywood

  • twisted
    // August 1st, 2008
    64

    photoshopped

  • Dude
    // August 1st, 2008
    65

    Classic!

    /runs off to try them himself!

  • aces27
    // August 2nd, 2008
    66

    Try “MAIL”..
    Yahoo Mail is the first result and not Google’s own GMail..

  • Ofir
    // August 4th, 2008
    67

    write “french military victories” and click search.
    Related searches: french JOKES

  • dave
    // August 7th, 2008
    68

    type google gov thenn click im feeling luckt its weird

  • phill
    // August 8th, 2008
    69

    HAHAH CLASSIC!
    also google for odd items sold on ebay.
    every thing from jesus toast ot air guitars to some ones social life :P

    but if your work or school ever blocks websites. u will probly need these proxies

    http://www.esmacorp.com
    http://www.reseachtoppicks.com
    http://www.pimpmyproxy.info
    http://www.proxy000.info

  • Brooke
    // August 15th, 2008
    70

    Go to google images, and type in ‘a smiling picture… Ha!

  • ruben
    // August 16th, 2008
    71

    type in “google gothic” and then hit I’m feeling lucky

  • Your Mom
    // August 19th, 2008
    72

    “your mom” –> I’m feeling lucky

  • Ha Ha
    // August 19th, 2008
    73

    Things I did last night –> I’m feeling lucky

  • Siva Senthil
    // August 22nd, 2008
    74

    Hey your screen shot on the keyword “search” on google. You are using the google search engine to find the Google’s search engine (product) page?!!
    Dude come on why would some body do that.. Isn’t that basic sense?????
    It will certainly list either lower in the search result since you are using that and there is no need to show it bold as first search result. It is that simple which google guys have got and u need to understand…..

  • kay
    // September 6th, 2008
    75

    what to do if.. if inside a girl gets wet
    can you remove this??? very insulting to women.. just tacky rude very offensive.

  • anna
    // September 8th, 2008
    76

    they really dont work

  • Rohit
    // September 12th, 2008
    77

    Awesome

  • Aimee
    // September 13th, 2008
    78

    You should try “weapons of mass destruction”. It doesn’t work anymore but theres a link to a web page that shows what it was. Good back in the day.

  • Stacey
    // September 14th, 2008
    79

    This got taken down at some point but it used to come up in Google Maps:

    http://dadblog.drscottfranklin.net/wp-content/funny/SwimTheAtlantic.jpg

  • Stegplatten
    // September 29th, 2008
    80

    lol
    I really liked the Chuck Norris one…
    First moment i didnt realize that it wasnt the real google website, asking myself since when google shows banner ads :-)

  • Chris Hutcherson
    // September 30th, 2008
    81

    Funny to at least one “failure” search still brings up you know who. I was just reading today in fact how Google had gotten rid of the “miserable failure” result.

  • Nikhilc
    // October 8th, 2008
    82

    that was really funny!
    Latest when I searched for Chuck Norris
    it turned out like this!

    Google won’t search for Chuck Norris because it knows you don’t find Chuck Norris, he finds you.

    No standard web pages containing all your search terms were found.

    Your search - Chuck Norris - did not match any documents.

    Suggestions:
    Run, before he finds you
    Try a different person

  • matt
    // October 20th, 2008
    83

    Good stuff, kept me lauging from 1 - 5. :-)

  • Mobdoc
    // October 28th, 2008
    84

    In google type “French Military Victories” and click I’m feeling lucky.

  • Gloobin
    // November 5th, 2008
    85

    type in elgoog the google mirroror

  • Rose
    // November 17th, 2008
    86

    #4 is really bad, shame shame :-)

  • Marc
    // December 25th, 2008
    87

    Don’t think I have laughed so hard in a long time …. thanks for the good spirits during a hard time. A good belly laugh can do wonders. Makes me wonder what else is out there that’s weird ….

  • H@ck them not u
    // January 6th, 2009
    88

    new Google suggest feature = Very funny

    Start Typing:

    why do black
    why do white (etc.)
    how to mas (very useful for men)
    where do i put (very useful for women)

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