5 Weird And Hilarious Google Search Results

by Abhijeet on July 3, 2008

in Google

Google is our favorite search engine and it continues to help us everyday in searching through the internet. And if you ask Google for some fun, it won’t disappoint you either. Here are 5 weird and hilarious Google search results which I am sure you’re gonna enjoy !!

Note: The searches were performed on the google.com domain and not on regional Google domains like google.co.in

1. Who is a failure ?

Just type in ” who is a failure ? ” in the Google search box and hit enter. And the first result is…well..see it for yourself. :)

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2. Search

If you type the word ‘ search ‘ in the Google search box and hit enter, the weird thing is that Google itself shows up probably in page 2 or 3. And the first result is Microsoft’s Live Search !! I know that the algorithm has to do something with it, but still Google should be the first result because that’s what people associate the word ‘ search ‘ with.

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3. Achieving

This one is really hilarious and probably the most desired one too. Type the word ‘ achieving ‘ in Google search box and see the first result. LOL !

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4. What to do if….

Ask Google what to do if inside of the grill goes wet. Well, I think Google is pretty good at assuming things too…spot on ! :)

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5. Find Chuck Norris

So you wanna find Chuck, huh ? Type it in Google and click on I’m feeling lucky, and then see what it has to say :) ( It’s actually a site created probably by a Chuck fan. Neat idea ! )

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More ?

Do you know about more search funny search results ? I’d love to know too. Leave them in the comments and share the fun !

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{ 92 comments }

Kzouo July 3, 2008 at 11:11 pm

Wonderful! :D

jeetblog rulez

Madhur Kapoor July 3, 2008 at 11:25 pm

Nice find buddy. Really funny.

JT July 3, 2008 at 11:29 pm

I’m Feeling Lucky “french military victories”

ArpitNext July 3, 2008 at 11:41 pm

More than funniest !!!

where did u got these all ??

Ashwin CS July 4, 2008 at 12:06 am

lol, French military victories one was good too :D

Jimmy Rogers July 4, 2008 at 12:06 am

That is some awesome list. I love these and I know they’re out there, but I’m always too lazy to try them out.

Santosh Puthran July 4, 2008 at 12:13 am

Really enjoyed it. LOL.

Santosh Puthran

Albert July 4, 2008 at 1:07 am

Hilarious! How’d you find them?

kaly July 4, 2008 at 1:12 am

Good one Jeet. Dugg and stumbled.

jamie July 4, 2008 at 1:58 am

have to say i think the first one is the best.. but they are all hilarious!

Prabhat Tandon July 4, 2008 at 7:35 am

Bush really deserves what he is .

Steve Yu July 4, 2008 at 8:05 am

Hilarious! Nice find!

Sandip July 4, 2008 at 9:24 am

lol This is funny

Ramesh | The Geek Stuff July 4, 2008 at 12:06 pm

This is very funny.

Ramesh
The Geek Stuff

Chester July 4, 2008 at 3:35 pm

Lol. Thanks for sharing :)

Kzouo July 4, 2008 at 4:00 pm

Another list please!!! :D

Syahid A. July 4, 2008 at 9:47 pm

The first one is really funny! :D

DoesWhat July 4, 2008 at 11:46 pm

Excellent finds!

speqlen July 5, 2008 at 11:54 am

wow goooooogle

Ajay July 5, 2008 at 12:01 pm

really funny

mike July 5, 2008 at 12:11 pm

lmao at the french thing thats great

Yas July 6, 2008 at 6:47 am

well of course google would have left slanted views of this great president.
Biased much?

bbb July 6, 2008 at 9:51 am

Search:

French Military Victories

K Owusu July 6, 2008 at 11:17 am

In google:
“Number of horns on a unicorn”

Also:
“the answer to life the universe and everything”

Lastly you can multiply the two:
“the answer to life the universe and everything * number of horns on a unicorn”

Nice to know that google has a sense of humor.

Deus July 6, 2008 at 8:26 pm

BTW, Alta Vista is now on top for #2.

flogen July 6, 2008 at 8:35 pm

“once in a blue moon”

Henryk July 6, 2008 at 8:41 pm

There is no GOOGLE result in “search” because you already found GOOGLE. It’s obvious. :D

mikek July 6, 2008 at 11:14 pm

Try searching for the word “this” by itself.

Giantmongoos July 7, 2008 at 12:22 am

search “jews arent meant for ovens”

Andreas July 7, 2008 at 2:16 am

realy great :-)

Bill Vincent July 7, 2008 at 4:13 am

A couple of these are either fake, or were temporary ‘jokes’, but they never get old…always amusing.

Jim July 7, 2008 at 5:17 am

It makes sense that Google doesn’t show up under search because you clearly already found it. Just good search logic on Google’s part. :-)

david July 7, 2008 at 8:10 am

they DONT WORK i tried them all

007Ace July 7, 2008 at 9:49 am

Most of them do still work. and are funny.
David needs to learn how to google.

Richard McLaughlin July 7, 2008 at 10:46 am

Who is a failure still works. Still makes me laugh.

JT posted to search for “french military victories” and (since I live in France) got a laugh at the results.

jayjay75 July 7, 2008 at 12:08 pm

I remember a few years ago that if you typed in “Iraq’s Weapons of Mass Destruction” you’d get “Cannot be found” or something like that. Doesn’t do it any more.

rabidfrog July 7, 2008 at 12:31 pm

Find chuck norris actually goes to a website that’s nochucknorris.com, cute but not really a ‘google’ page :)

subhorup July 7, 2008 at 1:24 pm

the weapons of mass destruction page still exists but doesnt show up on google results. you can view it here. http://mist.xvand.com/humor/weapons.html

არჩეჩიკო July 7, 2008 at 4:35 pm

ჰა ჰა ჰაააააა, კარგი იყო :)

nooo! July 7, 2008 at 5:44 pm

these google bombs no longer work! google has reconfigured the algorithms of the search engine, stopping sites that have been bombed turning up

World of Warcraft Blog July 7, 2008 at 6:05 pm

Brilliant, i always use google for calculations.

So things like (2*3-4)/30= google will tell you the answer.

Also if you do things like
How many stones in a kilogram
Return the right result too.

LOL July 8, 2008 at 5:49 am

jews arent meant for ovens is possibly the funniest thing i’ve seen all day

Susan July 8, 2008 at 7:45 am

The President Bush jokes were getting old about 6 years ago. Get over it already. He won’t be President much longer, and then who will you blame for everything?

Wade July 8, 2008 at 8:52 am

Use the “I’m feeling lucky” button when doing these searches.

It still works.

moin July 8, 2008 at 7:12 pm

lol funny though :D
nice share

bu July 9, 2008 at 6:34 am

number 4 doesn’t work any more because this website’s success killed it.

Molly M July 9, 2008 at 7:49 am

Go to Google and type in:
french military victories
Press “I’m feeling lucky”
:]

kammam July 9, 2008 at 9:22 am

The facts are really amazing especially if we find “search”

GameLet July 9, 2008 at 3:47 pm

Why would anyone want to see Google in the search result when he already enter the search terms on it. Otherwise good post.

ehsaan July 9, 2008 at 4:27 pm

a really famous one is searching

“the arabian gulf”

and clicking im feeling luckly

persians (supporters of the real name which is “the persian gulf”) made a 404 looking page that dispels the false name.

Karuvai July 9, 2008 at 9:02 pm

This is very nice!

cameron July 10, 2008 at 4:11 am

an excellent one for google calculator: type in:
‘the answer to life the universe and everything’ in your normal search to get the answer! (if you need help with getting it, ‘Douglas Adams’, good to know google has a sense of humour

Julian July 12, 2008 at 4:44 am

reminds me of the old fiasco when “she invented” would come up with “Did you mean ‘he invented’?”

David Beach July 12, 2008 at 6:38 am

interesting…and maybe someone already commented on this… but ask google ” who will fail” and an article on Obama pops up,… so there is hope

Sarah July 12, 2008 at 7:41 pm

For the Chuck Norris thing, It also says “Suggestions-
Run, before he finds you”

Tony July 14, 2008 at 5:54 am

Not really funny, but try searching
“EVERYTHING”. It’s at least entertaining

Richard McLaughlin July 14, 2008 at 12:48 pm

dude, calculations like “(2*3-4)/30″ are easy enough to do in your head. It should take you longer to open Google, type it in and hit enter, than to think it through.

Mr Insufficient July 14, 2008 at 6:06 pm

1/15th!

I was 420th person to digg this, wehey!

anon July 14, 2008 at 8:48 pm

Google “the answer to life, the universe, and everything” minus quotes.

dude July 17, 2008 at 11:15 pm

find noobs then im feeling lucky

L. Ron Hubbard July 28, 2008 at 10:44 am

try searching Dangerous Cult

oliver July 28, 2008 at 11:24 pm
Tom Raywood July 31, 2008 at 1:43 am

Try this:

GFGYoYoYoYiggle

Tom Raywood

twisted August 1, 2008 at 1:18 am

photoshopped

Dude August 1, 2008 at 10:45 am

Classic!

/runs off to try them himself!

aces27 August 2, 2008 at 9:50 pm

Try “MAIL”..
Yahoo Mail is the first result and not Google’s own GMail..

Ofir August 4, 2008 at 1:32 am

write “french military victories” and click search.
Related searches: french JOKES

dave August 7, 2008 at 5:04 am

type google gov thenn click im feeling luckt its weird

phill August 8, 2008 at 8:07 am

HAHAH CLASSIC!
also google for odd items sold on ebay.
every thing from jesus toast ot air guitars to some ones social life :P

but if your work or school ever blocks websites. u will probly need these proxies

http://www.esmacorp.com
http://www.reseachtoppicks.com
http://www.pimpmyproxy.info
http://www.proxy000.info

Brooke August 15, 2008 at 6:57 pm

Go to google images, and type in ‘a smiling picture… Ha!

ruben August 16, 2008 at 12:37 am

type in “google gothic” and then hit I’m feeling lucky

Your Mom August 19, 2008 at 12:15 pm

“your mom” –> I’m feeling lucky

Ha Ha August 19, 2008 at 12:17 pm

Things I did last night –> I’m feeling lucky

Siva Senthil August 22, 2008 at 12:18 pm

Hey your screen shot on the keyword “search” on google. You are using the google search engine to find the Google’s search engine (product) page?!!
Dude come on why would some body do that.. Isn’t that basic sense?????
It will certainly list either lower in the search result since you are using that and there is no need to show it bold as first search result. It is that simple which google guys have got and u need to understand…..

kay September 6, 2008 at 4:18 am

what to do if.. if inside a girl gets wet
can you remove this??? very insulting to women.. just tacky rude very offensive.

anna September 8, 2008 at 12:56 am

they really dont work

Rohit September 12, 2008 at 5:35 pm

Awesome

Aimee September 13, 2008 at 6:06 am

You should try “weapons of mass destruction”. It doesn’t work anymore but theres a link to a web page that shows what it was. Good back in the day.

Stacey September 14, 2008 at 11:13 am

This got taken down at some point but it used to come up in Google Maps:

http://dadblog.drscottfranklin.net/wp-content/funny/SwimTheAtlantic.jpg

Stegplatten September 29, 2008 at 4:19 pm

lol
I really liked the Chuck Norris one…
First moment i didnt realize that it wasnt the real google website, asking myself since when google shows banner ads :-)

Chris Hutcherson September 30, 2008 at 1:24 pm

Funny to at least one “failure” search still brings up you know who. I was just reading today in fact how Google had gotten rid of the “miserable failure” result.

Nikhilc October 8, 2008 at 11:55 pm

that was really funny!
Latest when I searched for Chuck Norris
it turned out like this!

Google won’t search for Chuck Norris because it knows you don’t find Chuck Norris, he finds you.

No standard web pages containing all your search terms were found.

Your search – Chuck Norris – did not match any documents.

Suggestions:
Run, before he finds you
Try a different person

matt October 20, 2008 at 7:08 am

Good stuff, kept me lauging from 1 – 5. :-)

Mobdoc October 28, 2008 at 1:46 pm

In google type “French Military Victories” and click I’m feeling lucky.

Gloobin November 5, 2008 at 9:32 pm

type in elgoog the google mirroror

Rose November 17, 2008 at 8:21 am

#4 is really bad, shame shame :-)

Marc December 25, 2008 at 1:08 am

Don’t think I have laughed so hard in a long time …. thanks for the good spirits during a hard time. A good belly laugh can do wonders. Makes me wonder what else is out there that’s weird ….

H@ck them not u January 6, 2009 at 9:20 pm

new Google suggest feature = Very funny

Start Typing:

why do black
why do white (etc.)
how to mas (very useful for men)
where do i put (very useful for women)

kelly January 8, 2009 at 8:15 pm

haha Thanks – I had a good laugh. I find #3 and #4 funniest!

I know #1 for some time now cos I heard Bush is responsible for siphoning people’s monies to pharmaceutical companies and other MNCs – the one reason for the current global recession now.

I was just…shocked! Don’t know how true the rumour is. But how is it that he can get away with it? Isn’t it a crime…like broad-day robbery?

~Queenie~ January 10, 2009 at 10:50 am

Google: elgoog

Niemira February 14, 2009 at 6:30 pm

If you search “Nazzi” nothing comes up.. ^-^ Hahah.

Kzouo January 6, 2010 at 2:26 pm

Wonderful! :D

jeetblog rulez

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