5 Weird And Hilarious Google Search Results
Google is our favorite search engine and it continues to help us everyday in searching through the internet. And if you ask Google for some fun, it won’t disappoint you either. Here are 5 weird and hilarious Google search results which I am sure you’re gonna enjoy !!
Note: The searches were performed on the google.com domain and not on regional Google domains like google.co.in
1. Who is a failure ?
Just type in ” who is a failure ? ” in the Google search box and hit enter. And the first result is…well..see it for yourself. 
2. Search
If you type the word ‘ search ‘ in the Google search box and hit enter, the weird thing is that Google itself shows up probably in page 2 or 3. And the first result is Microsoft’s Live Search !! I know that the algorithm has to do something with it, but still Google should be the first result because that’s what people associate the word ‘ search ‘ with.
3. Achieving
This one is really hilarious and probably the most desired one too. Type the word ‘ achieving ‘ in Google search box and see the first result. LOL !
4. What to do if….
Ask Google what to do if inside of the grill goes wet. Well, I think Google is pretty good at assuming things too…spot on !
5. Find Chuck Norris
So you wanna find Chuck, huh ? Type it in Google and click on I’m feeling lucky, and then see what it has to say ( It’s actually a site created probably by a Chuck fan. Neat idea ! )
More ?
Do you know about more search funny search results ? I’d love to know too. Leave them in the comments and share the fun !
Abhijeet Mukherjee is a blogger & web publisher. This is his personal blog about blogging, internet marketing, writing and other random stuff. 
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Nice find buddy. Really funny.
I'm Feeling Lucky "french military victories"
More than funniest !!!
where did u got these all ??
lol, French military victories one was good too
That is some awesome list. I love these and I know they're out there, but I'm always too lazy to try them out.
Really enjoyed it. LOL.
Santosh Puthran
Hilarious! How'd you find them?
Good one Jeet. Dugg and stumbled.
have to say i think the first one is the best.. but they are all hilarious!
Bush really deserves what he is .
Hilarious! Nice find!
lol This is funny
This is very funny.
Ramesh
The Geek Stuff
Lol. Thanks for sharing
Another list please!!!
The first one is really funny!
Excellent finds!
wow goooooogle
really funny
lmao at the french thing thats great
well of course google would have left slanted views of this great president.
Biased much?
Search:
French Military Victories
In google:
"Number of horns on a unicorn"
Also:
"the answer to life the universe and everything"
Lastly you can multiply the two:
"the answer to life the universe and everything * number of horns on a unicorn"
Nice to know that google has a sense of humor.
BTW, Alta Vista is now on top for #2.
"once in a blue moon"
There is no GOOGLE result in "search" because you already found GOOGLE. It's obvious.
Try searching for the word "this" by itself.
search "jews arent meant for ovens"
realy great
A couple of these are either fake, or were temporary 'jokes', but they never get old…always amusing.
It makes sense that Google doesn't show up under search because you clearly already found it. Just good search logic on Google's part.
Find chuck norris actually goes to a website that’s nochucknorris.com, cute but not really a ‘google’ page
they DONT WORK i tried them all
the weapons of mass destruction page still exists but doesnt show up on google results. you can view it here. http://mist.xvand.com/humor/weapons.html
Most of them do still work. and are funny.
David needs to learn how to google.
Who is a failure still works. Still makes me laugh.
JT posted to search for “french military victories” and (since I live in France) got a laugh at the results.
I remember a few years ago that if you typed in "Iraq's Weapons of Mass Destruction" you'd get "Cannot be found" or something like that. Doesn't do it any more.
Brilliant, i always use google for calculations.
So things like (2*3-4)/30= google will tell you the answer.
Also if you do things like
How many stones in a kilogram
Return the right result too.
ჰა ჰა ჰაააააა, კარგი იყო
these google bombs no longer work! google has reconfigured the algorithms of the search engine, stopping sites that have been bombed turning up
jews arent meant for ovens is possibly the funniest thing i've seen all day
The President Bush jokes were getting old about 6 years ago. Get over it already. He won't be President much longer, and then who will you blame for everything?
Use the "I'm feeling lucky" button when doing these searches.
It still works.
lol funny though
nice share
number 4 doesn't work any more because this website's success killed it.
Go to Google and type in:
french military victories
Press "I'm feeling lucky"
:]
The facts are really amazing especially if we find "search"
Why would anyone want to see Google in the search result when he already enter the search terms on it. Otherwise good post.
a really famous one is searching
"the arabian gulf"
and clicking im feeling luckly
persians (supporters of the real name which is "the persian gulf") made a 404 looking page that dispels the false name.
This is very nice!
an excellent one for google calculator: type in:
'the answer to life the universe and everything' in your normal search to get the answer! (if you need help with getting it, 'Douglas Adams', good to know google has a sense of humour
reminds me of the old fiasco when "she invented" would come up with "Did you mean 'he invented'?"
interesting…and maybe someone already commented on this… but ask google " who will fail" and an article on Obama pops up,… so there is hope
For the Chuck Norris thing, It also says "Suggestions-
Run, before he finds you"
Not really funny, but try searching
"EVERYTHING". It's at least entertaining
dude, calculations like "(2*3-4)/30" are easy enough to do in your head. It should take you longer to open Google, type it in and hit enter, than to think it through.
1/15th!
I was 420th person to digg this, wehey!
Google "the answer to life, the universe, and everything" minus quotes.
find noobs then im feeling lucky
try searching Dangerous Cult
try this. http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/text/victories.ht...
Try this:
GFGYoYoYoYiggle
Tom Raywood
photoshopped
Classic!
/runs off to try them himself!
Try "MAIL"..
Yahoo Mail is the first result and not Google's own GMail..
write "french military victories" and click search.
Related searches: french JOKES
type google gov thenn click im feeling luckt its weird
HAHAH CLASSIC!
also google for odd items sold on ebay.
every thing from jesus toast ot air guitars to some ones social life
but if your work or school ever blocks websites. u will probly need these proxies
http://www.esmacorp.com http://www.reseachtoppicks.com http://www.pimpmyproxy.info http://www.proxy000.info
Go to google images, and type in 'a smiling picture… Ha!
type in "google gothic" and then hit I'm feeling lucky
"your mom" –> I'm feeling lucky
Things I did last night –> I'm feeling lucky
Hey your screen shot on the keyword "search" on google. You are using the google search engine to find the Google's search engine (product) page?!!
Dude come on why would some body do that.. Isn't that basic sense?????
It will certainly list either lower in the search result since you are using that and there is no need to show it bold as first search result. It is that simple which google guys have got and u need to understand…..
what to do if.. if inside a girl gets wet
can you remove this??? very insulting to women.. just tacky rude very offensive.
they really dont work
Awesome
You should try "weapons of mass destruction". It doesn't work anymore but theres a link to a web page that shows what it was. Good back in the day.
This got taken down at some point but it used to come up in Google Maps:
http://dadblog.drscottfranklin.net/wp-content/funny/SwimTheAtlantic.jpg
lol
I really liked the Chuck Norris one…
First moment i didnt realize that it wasnt the real google website, asking myself since when google shows banner ads
Funny to at least one "failure" search still brings up you know who. I was just reading today in fact how Google had gotten rid of the "miserable failure" result.
that was really funny!
Latest when I searched for Chuck Norris
it turned out like this!
Google won't search for Chuck Norris because it knows you don't find Chuck Norris, he finds you.
No standard web pages containing all your search terms were found.
Your search – Chuck Norris – did not match any documents.
Suggestions:
Run, before he finds you
Try a different person
Good stuff, kept me lauging from 1 – 5.
In google type “French Military Victories” and click I’m feeling lucky.
type in elgoog the google mirroror
#4 is really bad, shame shame
Don't think I have laughed so hard in a long time …. thanks for the good spirits during a hard time. A good belly laugh can do wonders. Makes me wonder what else is out there that's weird ….
new Google suggest feature = Very funny
Start Typing:
why do black
why do white (etc.)
how to mas (very useful for men)
where do i put (very useful for women)
haha Thanks – I had a good laugh. I find #3 and #4 funniest!
I know #1 for some time now cos I heard Bush is responsible for siphoning people's monies to pharmaceutical companies and other MNCs – the one reason for the current global recession now.
I was just…shocked! Don't know how true the rumour is. But how is it that he can get away with it? Isn't it a crime…like broad-day robbery?
Google: elgoog
If you search “Nazzi” nothing comes up.. ^-^ Hahah.
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